Texas Blues
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Alrighty then y'all.
Got the Vmate today and decided to screw my tech out of money and install and set it up myself.
Got ever 'thang together and undressed my gal and told her I was gonna' treat like my sister.
Only differnt'.
Puta Negra, '78 LP Pro, with Lollar's, RS pots n' sheeit, super slim 60's neck and fast as hell, top wrapped.
The pup covers are actually much more closer in color to the poker chip but don't photograph well with my camera.
Right here.
As you can see the B7 on the Vmate doesn't really fit as the B7 is designed to be hard mounted and with the Vmate there's a big gap due to using the TP posts.
You can see the gap difference at the strap pin end.
A minor design flaw but one I can live with.
I ain't frettin' about it.
Wiped her down, greased the neck and strung her up.
I told her the new metal was just like aspirin.
Only...better.
She's ready to rock.
I tossed the condom chingaderra on the talent bar.
Be like grabbin' a tit while she's wearin' a kevlar vest.
Plugged her in for 3 hours into a my Clark Lil' Bit.
Good Gawd' and have mercy!
Took a bit to tune her proper but finally got it down and after about 20 minutes of yankin' her crank she was rock solid.
This guitar sounded like a she wolf in heat at midnight already but there is a skosh of some added high end spank and in a good way.
Tone and sustain are killer.
I played some sheeit I only could dream of before.
The 'thang is that you don't grab it and snatch it like a high school boy tryin' to get to 3rd base.
Touch her.
Pet her.
Gently.
And she moan's and makes orgasm woo woo noises.
This 'thang ain't ever comin' off her.
And right now I'm feelin' like a porn star.
This bitch is gonna' be next!
Salute'!
Got the Vmate today and decided to screw my tech out of money and install and set it up myself.
Got ever 'thang together and undressed my gal and told her I was gonna' treat like my sister.
Only differnt'.
Puta Negra, '78 LP Pro, with Lollar's, RS pots n' sheeit, super slim 60's neck and fast as hell, top wrapped.
The pup covers are actually much more closer in color to the poker chip but don't photograph well with my camera.
Right here.
As you can see the B7 on the Vmate doesn't really fit as the B7 is designed to be hard mounted and with the Vmate there's a big gap due to using the TP posts.
You can see the gap difference at the strap pin end.
A minor design flaw but one I can live with.
I ain't frettin' about it.
Wiped her down, greased the neck and strung her up.
I told her the new metal was just like aspirin.
Only...better.
She's ready to rock.
I tossed the condom chingaderra on the talent bar.
Be like grabbin' a tit while she's wearin' a kevlar vest.
Plugged her in for 3 hours into a my Clark Lil' Bit.
Good Gawd' and have mercy!
Took a bit to tune her proper but finally got it down and after about 20 minutes of yankin' her crank she was rock solid.
This guitar sounded like a she wolf in heat at midnight already but there is a skosh of some added high end spank and in a good way.
Tone and sustain are killer.
I played some sheeit I only could dream of before.
The 'thang is that you don't grab it and snatch it like a high school boy tryin' to get to 3rd base.
Touch her.
Pet her.
Gently.
And she moan's and makes orgasm woo woo noises.
This 'thang ain't ever comin' off her.
And right now I'm feelin' like a porn star.
This bitch is gonna' be next!
Salute'!