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OK, I've seen it all now

Dave Paetow

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Towards the end of the day at work, I was pushing my cart back to the warehouse area down 'action alley' (big main aisle with all the stuff for sale in the middle). I noticed a teenage looking girl whipping out a titty to breast feed her baby. You would think she would choose a less conspicuous spot to do this, but no she whips it out right out in front of everyone. I gave her a smile and a wink when I went by. :)
 

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Well. wait til you see that from a soccer mom at a match and she has three other kids sitting there with her. this should make a good thread. Oh yeah, I've seen it in church too.
 

Spose

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if that disturbs you..you don't want to come to Eugene:hippy


besides...aren't you just a baby yourself...and you're looking kinda HUNGRY!;) :)spin


Hey Mayor..if you get a chance, can you pop in over on TFF and take a look at my thread in the Strat section..I would appreciate your 2 cents


here, I'll make it easy

TFF LINK

thanks bro!
 

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When I see that I think, what would Jim Carrey do.......:lolspin
 

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I was at the Smithsoneon (sp.?) in 1996 and there was some lady trying to dive-bomb her nip into this kid's mouth and was having a hard time hitting the target with all of the screaming coming out of the target's mouth. I was about 5-8 feet to her left staring at the missle when she noticed a "spy" was checking her out. She glared at me, with target in one hand and leaking missle in the other- and blurted out, "What are YOU looking at?!" I said, "Your tit." She stared for a moment in disbelief, repackaged the leaking missle, and stormed off with her target (still screaming). I looked around and EVERYONE in the room- about 15-20 men and women- were all laughing. I said loud enough for everyone to hear, "Your welcome!"

If you only peek, you can only get a quick glance and they keep doing it. But if you stare long enough, not only will you get a good image etched into your brain, but maybe- just maybe- you will "help" them get the idea that this isn't a cool thing to do. Besides- free boob shot!
 

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Did you guys hear the recent story about the lady breast feeding her child at a Burger King? She had her privates totally exposed to the world. I don't recall where but the manager came out and politely asked her not to breast feed in the restaurant and she became upset. She filed a lawsuit against the store and the company issued a public statement that women COULD breast feed at Burger King.

Funny how everyone seems to cave in at the threat of a lawsuit.

Kind of off topic here but we have a new store here that the city is trying to close before it opens. They sell loungerie and supposedly *very* explicit video's and marital aides. The owner just got out of jail in another city for selling too explicit of video's. The store owner is sueing the city in federal court stating that they are violating his first amendment rights to free speech and expression thereof. I am anxious to see if the city caves in or not. We already have two adult stores so we really don't need another anyway.

Tim C.
 
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Call me crazy, but I have absolutely no problem with women doing this. I honestly think it's one of the most beautiful things in the world.

And if the mother's hot, even better.
 

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pauldeluxe said:
Call me crazy, but I have absolutely no problem with women doing this. I honestly think it's one of the most beautiful things in the world.

And if the mother's hot, even better.

I really don't have a problem with it, I just wish it was done more discretely, sometimes. But a leaky boob isn't that much of a turn-on. Don't get me wrong- a leaky boob shot is better than NO boob shot.
 

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Doesn't bother me a bit. If the kid's gotta eat, what's a mom supposed to do, go hide in a dirty bathroom stall?
 

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I have seen mothers breast feeding with a blanket over them but never full frontal disclosure. In my day women used to go to the restroom when in public to feed. Now they want to make a spectacle out of it.

I bet the incidence of women doing it publicly would slow if men all took the time to stare at them when they did it. If they say anything to you for staring I would just respond "you decided to make it a public spectacle, I obviously thought you wanted us all to look. Otherwise you would at least place a blanket over your lactating breast".

I am not afraid to speak my mind as I get older.:lol

Tim C.
 
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Tim C. said:
I bet the incidence of women doing it publicly would slow if men all took the time to stare at them when they did it. If they say anything to you for staring I would just respond "you decided to make it a public spectacle, I obviously thought you wanted us all to look. Otherwise you would at least place a blanket over your lactating breast".

That is EXACTLY what I meant! You show- I look. This goes for thongs showing over the pant line and undies on an escalator, as well! A girl leaning over with a loose shirt on goes without saying. Just like a dress flying in the wind!
 

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I was at an acoustic jam nite @ Borders last year with a female friend. Along comes Earth Mama and her kid, who didn't look to be too much younger than 3. She had the Chevy Suburban sized baby carriage, with enough stuff to furnish half a household packed in it. ADD Jr was an exhibit of perpetual motion. Earth Mama, who smelled of cookie dough and soured milk, proceeded to dredge nearly everything from the baby land yacht in a futile attempt to secure Buzzy Jr's attention. Then the food started coming out. Grapes. Uh-uh, "No wanna". Cheerios, same deal. Cookies, one bite, lost interest. So Earth Mama takes 'baby' up, puts him on his back in her lap and proceeds to yank her shirt off her basketball-sized hooters and tries to jam her teat in the kid's mouth. He was not hungry, and finally after 5 minutes, she gave up.

Later, my friend and I were talking in the parking lot on the way to the car. I asked if she saw the display. "Yeah, she just whipped that thing out, didn't she?" my friend said, as we laughed.
 

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pauldeluxe said:
Call me crazy, but I have absolutely no problem with women doing this. I honestly think it's one of the most beautiful things in the world.

And if the mother's hot, even better.

my feelings exactly...
 

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Dave Paetow said:
Towards the end of the day at work, I was pushing my cart back to the warehouse area down 'action alley' (big main aisle with all the stuff for sale in the middle). I noticed a teenage looking girl whipping out a titty to breast feed her baby. You would think she would choose a less conspicuous spot to do this, but no she whips it out right out in front of everyone. I gave her a smile and a wink when I went by. :)

You should have got in line and said, hey is he going to finish all of that? :lolspin
 
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