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The Simple Life - Paris Hilton

Hackubus

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At least Nicole has a little more meat to her. That Hilton scag has the physique of a 7th grade boy. :dead:
I'll be so glad when this spoiled twit's 15 minutes are up.
 
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Wiggy

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NBlair930 said:


That said, I'd love to nail Paris, but she comes w/ the fugly girlfriend.
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They ALL come w/ the fugly girlfriend.
 
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NBlair930

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That is WITHOUT A DOUBT the best phot of Nicole Ritchie ever. The airbrush must have been working overtime on that one. She don't look like that!
 
plaintop

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Hey Noel, they were on the Billboard Awards last night. Nicole looked great. She may be a little sloppy looking, but I know I'd do her. :dude
 
NewOldCokeDave

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I won't touch either one of them with YOUR dick.. :dead:

Known many a type like these two. Vacuous, self-important and throughly moronic.. And I don't think either one of them are that good looking.. Look like low-budget Vegas hookers to moi' :hmm

Sorry guys, not even I'm THAT hard up.. (so to speak ;) )

;)
 
juniorspecial

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Geez! I thought I explained that Paris Hilton is my Media Girlfriend, and I don't appreciate fellow Forum Bros. dissing her.

Us shallow guys need someone to dream about, too! :ahem :ahem

:)spin :)spin
 
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juniorspecial said:
Geez! I thought I explained that Paris Hilton is my Media Girlfriend, and I don't appreciate fellow Forum Bros. dissing her.

Us shallow guys need someone to dream about, too! :ahem :ahem

:)spin :)spin
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Remember, at some point you would eventually have to talk to her, too. ;)
 
plaintop

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NewOldCokeDave said:
I won't touch either one of them with YOUR dick.. :dead:

Known many a type like these two. Vacuous, self-important and throughly moronic.. And I don't think either one of them are that good looking.. Look like low-budget Vegas hookers to moi' :hmm

Sorry guys, not even I'm THAT hard up.. (so to speak ;) )

;)
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I've never see a low-budget Vegas hooker. :hmm

I don't know. I'd throw on thick dick jacket and nail both of them. :dude
 
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NewOldCokeDave said:
I won't touch either one of them with YOUR dick..
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I would greatly appreciate it if you NEVER touched ANYTHING with my dick.
 
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Low-budget Vegas hookers...

Nothing turns me on more than the smell of stale cigarettes and Night Train...
 
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Snags said:
You must clean and oil it every day for that kind of reliability! :)spin
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I have a special rinse tank I wash it in every night. Well, I TRY to, that is.
 
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