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Snags
Guest
1. You know the state flower (Mildew)
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2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
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3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.
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4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
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5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
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6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
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7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk"
Signal.
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8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted,
it is not a real mountain.
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9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best,
and Veneto's.
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10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye
salmon.
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11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon,
Yakima and Willamette.
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12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.
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13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai
food.
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14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the
dark-while only working eight-hour days.
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15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
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16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by
rain,"
and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
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17. You cannot wait for a day with "showers and sun breaks."
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18. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
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19. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of
mind.
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20. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see
through the cloud cover.
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21. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you
can actually see it.
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22. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but
still wear your hiking boots and parka.
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23. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.
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24. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
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25. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
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26. You knew immediately that the view out of Frasier's window was fake.
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27. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the
old ones after such a long time.
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28. You measure distance in hours.
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29. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
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30. You use a down comforter in the summer.
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31. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to
use
them.
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32. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
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33. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still
Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season >
(Fall).
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2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
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3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.
_
4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
_
5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
_
6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
_
7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk"
Signal.
_
8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted,
it is not a real mountain.
_
9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best,
and Veneto's.
_
10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye
salmon.
_
11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon,
Yakima and Willamette.
_
12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.
_
13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai
food.
_
14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the
dark-while only working eight-hour days.
_
15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
_
16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by
rain,"
and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
_
17. You cannot wait for a day with "showers and sun breaks."
_
18. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
_
19. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of
mind.
_
20. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see
through the cloud cover.
_
21. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you
can actually see it.
_
22. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but
still wear your hiking boots and parka.
_
23. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.
_
24. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
_
25. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
_
26. You knew immediately that the view out of Frasier's window was fake.
_
27. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the
old ones after such a long time.
_
28. You measure distance in hours.
_
29. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.
_
30. You use a down comforter in the summer.
_
31. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to
use
them.
_
32. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
_
33. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still
Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season >
(Fall).
